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[Aug. 21st, 2006|04:21 pm] |
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i just went threw my old livejournal and copied and pasted my fav parts, here you go
best of the worst: austins old lj
"i was just watching some ryan dunn tv show where he messes with peoples room, its cool to watch, but the whole thing just seems kinda lame, oh no, now i gotta clean my room
how about this
you draw a wiener on my face, and instead of getting ryan dunn to mess with your room, i get ryan dunn to sleep with your girlfriend, cause he prolly could
and then
i dont have much to type about, im thinking of cutting my hair off
so im going to old cellar tomorrow night, i havent gone the last 2 weeks, but i think its time for a party night, its big ass beer night too, so its cheap... and the ladies all love me ( or pretend too, but really, thats all im looking for)
whenever i go out, i have a really boring first hour, but then its like wham, youve been here an hour, look at all the people that know you. its awesome, i dont even know half the people that come up and talk to me, " Hey Austin! Remember me??" and i say yes, but in my head im like oh god i dont even think ive seen this girl. but i talk anyway, and end up getting them to buy me drinks
im like a magician, but the only magic i know, is how to get people to buy you drinks
and how to guess your card"
"i had french toast for breakfast, frechtoast is the coolest"
"well my phone died, i havent charged it in a couple days and it went out to the pasture untill tomorrow morning, when i become doctor green and bring it back to life ( or just plug it into the charger) so for all the honeys trying to call - so sorry"
"since you seem to care so god damn much about whats in my stupid fucking live journal i hope you read this and feel really really bad"
"funny story, so two guys walk into the store earlier right, and im like "hey is there anything i can help you guys with?"
and they turn and look at me, and holy shit dude, they were two butch lesbo chicks, haha, i called them guys, so gross, but man, i was cracking up on the inside
they got a world war 2 game, wierd"
"number of parties austins had at his apartment: 1
number of parties it took for someone to break austins couch: 1"
"we actually got into an argument about the civil war earlier on the phone, looking back on it, i dont care who was right, im more worried abotu the fact that we might be two nerds that fight about the civil war, so hope that doesnt happen again"
"i told my friend greg blink covered a song by saliva on the cd, just as a joke, and he went out and told a bunch of people, without giving me credit, like, im glad he didnt, cause now hes just gonna look dumb"
yeeeep, like a 3 or 4 yr livejournal, and those were the only things i felt were worth keeping..or the only things i wanted to post here |
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